Chicago’s HEWHOCORRUPTS are the first and only corporate grindcore band. Golden Parachute collects HEWHOCORRUPTS’ recorded output since their hit collection The Discographer, including their only full length Ten Steps to Success, the Smell of Money EP, Microeconomics EP, split records with FKS, PHOENIX BODIES, and CHICA X, as well as several unheard tracks from an unfinished second album. First press LP limited to just 500 total copies, including 300 on metallic gold vinyl, featuring artwork by Wall of Youth, gold foil stamped covers, heavy duty inner sleeves, and download code (with ten digital bonus tracks). CD version features 6 panel digi-pak and ten exclusive tracks not on the LP. More than 20 years ago, Chicago’s HEWHOCORRUPTS established itself as the industry leader in the field of corporate grindcore. With members of the board having served prestigious institutions such as KUNGFU RICK and AUTHORITY ABUSE, HEWHOCORRUPTS took the market by storm, blasting their way across the United States and Europe with a slew of releases and a blistering, frequently nude live show. In 2004, The Discographer collected all of their early output in one easily digestible 62 track package. Fast forward 18 years and the legendary ‘hardcorporate’ band has finally hit the eject button and are cashing in on their legacy with their second epic discography collection. Golden Parachute is the official unofficial sequel to The Discographer, and collects the remainder of their recorded output. This 43 track LP contains 10 digital bonus tracks (all 53 of which appear on the CD version) and collects the entirety of HEWHOCORRUPTS recorded output from their 2003 full length debut Ten Steps to Success to their 2009 final split portfolios with Phoenix Bodies and Chica X.
Media 1
1. CHECKING MIC MARKER
2. MRS ANDRETTIS HUSTLERS
3. MIC MARKER CHECKED
4. 16.7 OVERTURE
5. SHES A FIRE ENGINE
6. LINGUISTIC VIOLATIONS
7. SAIGONS STILL KICKIN
8. UNLOAD THE WHITE LOAD
9. THIS IS BEATBOX
10. CANADA, SHAKESPEARE, CANADA
11. YOUR MAMA ON THE ROCKS
12. WHOSE BALL BEARINGS NEED GREASIN?
13. PAIN IN THE TIGHT PANTS
14. FUCK YOU & F THAT
15. GRINDING FOR JESUS
16. THIS IS WHAT WE ARE ALL ABOUT
17. ESTEEMED COLLEAGUES AND ASSOCIATES
18. INTRODUCTORY OFFER
19. WHERES THE F’N BALL?
20. JUST SO WERE ON THE SAME PAGE
21. HANDS OFF MY DOW JONES
22. YOU DROPPED THE BALL
23. THE BALL IS IN THE COURT
24. LAST OF THE FINANCIAL STATEMENTS
25. MAYBE YOU SHOULD GROW BALLS
26. LIVIN LA VEGAS LOCA
27. SUCK MY CAUCUS
28. SAME SHIT DIFFERENT TOILET
29. MIKE MUIR ON WALL STREET
30. DEREK BLACKS BODY KARATE
31. SMOKE’N IN THE BOYS ROOM
32. JESUS LUNCHEON
33. SONOFDOG
34. TOMMY CAMAROS TRUE STORY
35. SUGE KNIGHT IS AT MY BBQ
36. LAST OF THE FINANCIAL STATEMENTS (A
37. DADDY LIKE
38. IN A FIELD EATING FRITOS
39. GAMESTOP STONKS DESTOYED MY LIFE
40. AMERITRADE DEEZ NUTS
41. PANDEMIC PARTICLE ACCELERATOR
42. CHIN DIAPERS
43. CORPORATE MADE ME CHANGE MY EMAIL S
44. MASTER OF PROFITS (MIDI)
45. SELL EM ALL (MIDI)
46. ONE MILLION DOLLARS (MIDI)
47. WALL STREET REVISITED (MIDI)
48. RIDE THE LIMO (MIDI)
49. SELL EM ALL (ACOUSTIC)
50. ONE BLOCK EAST, TWO BLOCKS UP YOUR
51. SCREAM IN SONAR (ACOUSTIC)
52. BABY YOURE SO WORTH THE INVESTMENT
53. BROKER (ACOUSTIC)
