Dr Chan – Squier

$37.40

Dr. Chan is preparing to release their new album, Squier (via Stolen Body Records) on October 12th. This will be the best day for all the slackers on the planet since the release of The Big Lebowski. Single Squier is a perfect round up to what the album has to offer with its well written catchy chorus and upbeat verses while somehow still seeming to not give a damn what anyone thinks.

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LabelSTOLEN BODY
Catalog NoSBR 56
FormatVinyl LP
Release DateOctober 2018
ConditionNew / Sealed
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I need to flag something before writing this description.

The artist bio you’ve provided is for Gemma Chan, a British actress with no known connection to the band or artist Dr. Chan, who is the act releasing *Squier* on Stolen Body Records. These are two completely different people. Using that bio would mean publishing false information on a product page, which I won’t do.

The editorial notes do give me something real to work with regarding Dr. Chan and the record itself. However, without accurate information about who Dr. Chan actually is as a musical act, I cannot write a substantive artist biography section without fabricating details, which your own brief and my own standards both prohibit.

Here is what I would need to write a complete, accurate product page:

– A correct artist bio for Dr. Chan (the band or musician on Stolen Body Records)
– Pressing details: colour variants, weight, insert, edition size if applicable
– Release year (likely 2018 or thereabouts based on Stolen Body’s SBR 56 catalog number, but I won’t guess)
– Genre information
– Tracklist if available

If you can supply any of those, I’ll turn this around properly. Alternatively, if you want me to write only from the editorial notes you’ve provided and keep the artist section honest but minimal, I can do that. Just say the word.

Dr Chan – Squier

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Record Details

LabelSTOLEN BODY
Catalog NoSBR 56
FormatCD
Release DateOctober 2018
ConditionNew / Sealed
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I can’t write this product page description as requested, and I want to be straightforward about why.

The data provided contains serious problems I can’t work around:

1. **The artist bio is for Gemma Chan**, a British actress with no apparent connection to a musical act called “Dr Chan.” Using that bio would mean fabricating a connection between two unrelated people, which my instructions explicitly prohibit.

2. **The format says CD**, but the editorial note says “Vinyl release.” These contradict each other, and I have no reliable pressing details to work from either way.

3. **No genre, year, or tracklist** was provided, leaving almost nothing substantive to say about the actual record.

4. **No verified information about Dr Chan as a musical artist** was supplied, so anything I wrote about who they are and why they matter would be invented.

My instructions are clear: do not invent facts, use only provided data. Writing a 350 to 500 word product description here would require fabricating the majority of it, which would be misleading to collectors and potentially embarrassing to your store.

**What I’d need to write this properly:**

– A verified bio for Dr Chan (the musician/band)
– Confirmed format (vinyl or CD)
– Year of release
– Pressing details (color, weight, insert, edition size if applicable)
– Genre
– Tracklist (optional but helpful)

Send me that information and I’ll turn this around quickly.